Yes, I'm planning a party. A party that involves pies. And, I believe, that if they were asked and if they could express their opinions, pies would be against cancer. Because pies are good, cancer is bad, and good things (like pie) are not in favor of bad things (like cancer). So I'm having a party to raise money for the Lance Armstrong Foundation (which is a good thing), which works against cancer (a bad thing, remember?).
The party will be in late March or early April. I haven't set a date yet. I'll keep you posted. If you're reading this, you're probably already on the invite list. If you're not sure, drop me a line at christopherjstephens at gmail dot com.